They said WHAT?

Fun forum games for everyone!

Moderators: Chit, Officer

Post Reply
User avatar
Posts: 340
Joined: Sun Oct 26, 2014 12:48 pm

They said WHAT?

#1 Post by Syrawenn » Wed Jun 07, 2017 6:49 pm

Sometimes I hear something over ic or ooc channel that is worth remembering :) Join me in saving those silly situations!

OOC chat:
Zarcon: 'I did a stint at a barkey. I had to start at 5 am.'

Lokkei: 'What is a barkey?'

Ticks: 'A dyslexic bakery.'
Last edited by Syrawenn on Sun Sep 29, 2019 8:47 am, edited 1 time in total.

User avatar
Posts: 340
Joined: Sun Oct 26, 2014 12:48 pm

Re: Quotes

#2 Post by Syrawenn » Sun Sep 29, 2019 8:46 am

Morrigan: "Go fuck the light!"

Varric: "Would if I could!"

Posts: 57
Joined: Thu Jul 25, 2019 5:49 pm

Re: They said WHAT?

#3 Post by Anomen » Sun Sep 29, 2019 9:20 am

Context: Anomen was trying to gather information on the Church of Eternal Grace and thought he'd try to charm his way to it.
This failed miserably.

Woman: "You're cute, how about you come closer and say more smooth stuff?"

Anomen: "Uh.... well, I really.. like your make up..."

Woman: "That's it, keep talking."

Anomen: "But I believe that you, uh... don't even need it and that you have a... natural beauty, I'd love to see that.. sometime.."

Woman: "Oh? And in what situation would that be, hm?"

Anomen: "Well, uh... probably... sometime really early... or late, depending on... you..."

Woman: *laughs*

A female friend of the woman appears

Woman's friend: Heya, new guy?

Woman: Nah, he's really sweet and cute, though.

Woman's friend: Bed him.

Woman: I think I'd be his first.

Woman's friend: Even better!

Anomen: I, uh... I'll leave you two to it...

Woman's friend: Leave us to it? We already fucked, it's your turn now.

Anomen: *walks away blushing like a mad man*

Post Reply

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 1 guest